We left early friday heading to New orleans, we checked in, dropped our bags and headed to Petunia's for supper. (You will soon find out how much i love this place) so anyway. I forgot to take pictures of my delish meal...oops!
Then we went to get our drink on while happy hour was still kicking strong. We walked up and down Bourbon
for a while then i just had to go to the cat's meow and i am so glad i did. I never laughed so hard. This guy gets up there to sing and I said oh look it's a cross between snoop dogg and coolio...when he starts singing he sounds JUST LIKE CHEF from south park....i was in tears... for your viewing pleasure
bwhahahahahhaha i am laughing thinking about this...okay so anyway...
then i head to razoo's and few other places...then i have to take my ass back to the hotel because i am drunk and i DO NOT WANT TO BE ALL YUCKY ON SATURDAY! We head back to the hotel and go to sleep and when i woke up OH MY GAWD!!! yep i guess i continued to still get drunk in my sleep because i felt like ASS!
Saturday i finally roll out the bed at 2 and head to petunia's for breakfast (yes they serve breakfast until 3 for those of us who party hardy) then i felt much better i got the white cloud omelette stuffed with asparagus (slurp)
. After breakfast we walk around as if we were tourist which is always fun in a city I am so familiar with...but none the less I was playing as if I was a tourist.These are just some Random pics I took in the French Quarter
yep this is a guy who is so fasinating to watch. I wish i would have thought about it because i would have turned the video on and recorded a little bit of it.
Remember him Elizabeth? yeah he is still at it making his hundreds of thousands of dollars working the street corner.
this is the St. Louis Cathedral which is absolutely gorgeous inside. That is the longest freaking aisle to have to walk down when you are getting married...it goes for days and days...anyhow so i decided since I will never get a real tattoo i would get a fake one so i go see this dude who does the hollywood tattoos. They are like Henna tattoos but a whole lot better. Well i get a frog with a princess crown because that is all me....
Then the gang starts showing up so we go down to Lafittes on Bourbon and go have happy hour cause it started at 3 and i was 15 minutes late for the start of it ;)
Lush here has to get her monies worth. So we had the craziest, coolest freaking bartender. She was sooo freaking funny and she didn't play either. drew told us one time this guy was banned from the bar there when he was there one night and if you were banned from her bar and tried to come in and get all crazy with her she would literally get her knife out her purse and come from around that bar talking about either you can leave on your own not bleeding or you can leave all cut up and bleeding but either way you are leaving and your ass better not come back...ummm...yeah that is funny shit there...so anyway she decided she would clown around with us so she put on her "Beyonce Austin powers wig" for us and sing...
Now get you some of that wig...bwhahahahaha
WARNING: There is a little nudity if you will in the next post from a male stripper. I only took a pic of the backside NOT the front though...if you are offended stop reading now and move along. ;)
So after that we head to the pub where we really tore it down...complete with male strippers. Now this one male stripper doesn't photograph well....let me take that back...his body photographs just fine but he was actually not that bad looking in person he is just not one to take great pictures..could have been the angle I was at too...who knows...and by this point i think i had already consumed 12 stoli razberry's pressed with sour and a lemon...yeah girl was feeling no pain... so without further ado get you some of this rock hard body....
that ass i swear i could have squeezed it...and the good thing about male strippers...especially gay male strippers, is they don't care if you touched them...but like a good girl i refrained...it was hard but i did...and that was about it really...nothing to exciting happened, nothing really to report other than we ate and drank like we had no business drinking and acted silly....
here are just a few more random pics
they tried to get me to do a hand grenade but i am not stupid...been there done that...so instead i just gave him a buck for a picture..lol and he whistled at me
and these are 2 of my buds Drew and Zizzy.
Noel Drew is on the left...LOL...
I took alot more pics but i am lazy and tired of messing with them to resize and upload. i will prolly upload them to flickr.
For those of you who have been with me and my non sense for so long you will remember the last trip to new orleans I took was with Mike and Elizabeth. Oh lord...lmao..you can read about that one here
Hope all is well and I can't wait to share my goodies with you that I received in the mail from Mary Ann.
EEEEKKKKKK!!!!! I was so excited you just have no idea how excited i was to open this package up. EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!!
