Conversation with a 4 year old

--------Driving home from daycare-----------

Me: Good grief Melana is that your feet I am smelling?
Melana: {giggling}
Me: My lord child i smell those feet all the way up front and it's blowing out my air conditioner
Melana: Yep that would be my stinky feet
Me: Sista when you get home you have to wash those nasty feet because it is making me gag
Melana: with a rag or do I have to use soap and "wata"
Me: soap and water would be great....i don't think just a rag will cut that funky smell
Melana: giggling----Ok
Me: where did you get that smell from
Melana: Daddy....

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHA i couldn't wait to get home and tell him that!!